Sergeant Hartman leads the men in Happy Birthday to Jesus for Xmas.
Crowd-sourced movie mash-up, which Oliver has titled The Movie Geeks Guide to Talking Dirty. We realize its not the polio vaccine, but it is a pretty comprehensive cut of cinematic nasty sex talk and post-coitus whisperings (and by nasty I mean NSFW for language and lots of humping, but no actual nudity). Its more compelling than it by all rights should be. Whats your favorite? Pooping back and forth forever? Marlon Brando demanding a finger up his butt?"
Created by Oliver Noble for FilmDrunk.com
List of Movies Cited in the Above Video
000 - Roxanne, Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Gleaming the Cube, The Princess Bride, A Fish Called Wanda, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Casino, Three Amigos, A Clockwork Orange
105 - Dolemite, Glengarry Glen Ross, Bad Santa, The Witches of Eastwick, The Big Lebowski, In Bruges, Full Metal Jacket, There Will Be Blood
205 - Toy Story, Casablanca, Encino Man, The Women, Predator, Army of Darkness, They Live, Uncle Buck, Big Trouble in Little China, New Jack City, Billy Madison
300 - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Departed, Carlitos Way, In the Loop, Glengarry Glen Ross, Stand By Me, Grosse Pointe Blank, Duck Soup, Caddyshack, Planes Trains & Automobiles
400 - South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, As Good as It Gets, The 6th Day, Step Brothers, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Full Metal Jacket, City Slickers, Road House, True Grit, Shot Circuit
500 - Raging Bull, The Usual Suspects, Snatch, Caddyshack, The Last Boy Scout, Ghostbusters, The Sandlot, As Good as It Gets
600 - 48 Hrs, In Bruges, Silver Streak, Glengarry Glen Ross, A Fish Called Wanda, Goodfellas, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, The Mist, Trading Places
700 - The Warriors, Point Break, Gangs of New York, Reservoir Dogs, The Breakfast Club, The Cowboys, Full Metal Jacket, Dodgeball, Donnie Darko, Scarface, The Good the Bad and the Ugly
800 - Anchorman, Tropic Thunder, Sexy Beast, In the Loop, Get Shorty, Blazing Saddles, The Way of the Gun, Blade: Trinity, Clerks, The Boondock Saints, The Exorcist, What About Bob?, Weird Science
900 - Con Air, True Romance, In the Loop, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lake Placid, The Front, Gone with the Wind
"Gomer Pyle" can't take it any longer. From Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket (1987).
The first ten minutes of boot camp from the film Full Metal Jacket (Stanley Kubrick, 1987).
Hartman pounding young men into soldiers through intimidation and adroit (often poetic) command of the colorful side of the English language.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Full Metal Jacket meets the 5th grade.
Full Metal Jacket meeds G I Joe.
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Hartman pounding young men into soldiers through intimidation and adroit (often poetic) command of the colorful side of the English fucking language.
Listen to Gunnerman Sgt.
Hartman pound young men into soldiers through intimidation and adroid (and often poetic) command of the colorful side of the English fucking language.
The following calls are not actually the celebrities themselves calling in nor are they people impersonating the celebrities.
They are in fact made by collecting voice recordings from tv and then played over the phone.